Hey I'm Sally. You are perfect, and anyone who tells you differently is a douche.

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i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

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verylittlebird:


this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day
tooweirdto-live-toorareto-die:

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kiddthemaniac:

exeptionally-ordinary:

I say that I “hate people” but really I’m just too lazy to say “My social anxiety makes me feel extremely uncomfortable and awkward around other people therefore I find it difficult to socialize with them.”

I say that I “hate life”, but really, I’m just too lazy to say “The challenges that I am currently facing, combined with my fears about the future are bringing me down, therefore I find it difficult to motivate myself.”

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minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

faeriedoki:

faeriedoki:

A woman with twelve boobs walks down the street. Sounds funny, dozen tit?

If all of her boobs were made of mahagony, it would be funnier, wooden tit?

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